Intern Song

I wrote this brief little Byrd’s parody for my friend who’s doing a Summer internship in Texas.  Perhaps you’ll recognize the tune:

To every task turn, intern.
There is a reason. (Turn, intern!)
There’s an intern for every purpose under heaven.

An intern to type, an intern to clean,
an intern for food, an intern for drinks,
an intern for calls, an intern for blame,
Intern, the men’s room TP will soon need replacing.

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1 Comment

  • By The Intern in Question, July 8, 2008 @ 8:22 am

    Jordy,
    Sweet Poem. I only had to clean bathrooms once, and I met a lot of nice people because I forgot to put out a sign that said I was cleaning it. The bathroom is the great leveler. All are equal inside these sacred halls. Everyone can do what the bathroom requires of them with basically the same skill, and no outside evaluation takes place. It is truly progressive, except for the fact that no women are allowed in.

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