Guilt Trip “I Voted” Stickers

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

I was listening to the Nightside Project on KSL when one of the radio hosts (I don’t know his name) said he hates it when he sees people wearing the “I voted” stickers. He listed a number of reasons, but the one I got a kick out of was basically that the people who don’t [...]

Intern Song

Monday, July 7th, 2008

I wrote this brief little Byrd’s parody for my friend who’s doing a Summer internship in Texas.  Perhaps you’ll recognize the tune:
To every task turn, intern.
There is a reason. (Turn, intern!)
There’s an intern for every purpose under heaven.
An intern to type, an intern to clean,
an intern for food, an intern for drinks,
an intern for calls, [...]